this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
god gave us two hands for a reason
Spongebob is probably the weirdest show that has ever existed.
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly
This is the best thing ever.
MR. LANCER SWORE IN BOOK TITLES OH MY GOD I DIDNT KNOW