me on my way home from class:
oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
me the second i get home:
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
Steve Rogers says a witty one liner, but doesn’t have a plane to jump out of. He begins to sweat nervously as he did not plan for this.
whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them
“so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
this show has 7 emmys
Winston is probably the most solid character and my personal favorite in the whole series. He’s so damn random all the time!
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
talk disney to me