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Kristen.
Twenty.
Wisconsin.
College Nursing Student.
Extrovert.


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ask-gallows-callibrator:

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

it is tho






larrydavidofficial:

my entire life





tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game





yourvoiceinnovember:

college bookstores









trait:

when you meet a canadian and start a conversation

image






tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs


sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair






"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via finnhudson)




theheroheart:

Rent - Light My Candle


welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]




emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes